One night when I was out with Eleonora, I bought a pack of gum and received some annoying penny coins for change. Lacking any pockets and with no homeless people in sight, I simply threw them on the ground rather than carry around some dirty coppers all night. Eleonora was absolutely shocked. A lengthy discussion … Continue reading
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
I Can’t Take The Illiteracy Anymore: An Open Letter
Thanks to the combination of politicians who care more about “freedom fries” than educating the young, parents who are too busy or oblivious to care what their children know, teachers who are just as ignorant as their students, and spell-checking software, an entire generation of children in this world has grown up illiterate. In other … Continue reading
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MIA, presumed KIA… Continue reading
Fun with Megan’s Law
Had a long day at work and don’t feel like going out, but don’t feel like being bored? Megan’s Law provides a solution. With a computer and an internet connection, one can visit the following site administered by the state of California. If you don’t live in California, do not despair because your state will … Continue reading
The Road To Happiness: A Series
Is This Your Life? Common American Man, this is how your life will unfold. You will start with dreams, big dreams. You will believe you are ordained for exceptionalism. You will reluctantly abandon your dreams as the years pass and reality inexorably descends upon you like a choking shroud of grit. That reality looks like … Continue reading
Great Halloween Costumes
It is that time of year again and after seeing a few pictures of some great Halloween costumes, I decided a post on this subject was in order. So, it was off to the races with Google Images… I had to utilize as many search variations involving “Halloween” and “costumes” as possible such as: “stupid … Continue reading
Best Spam Titles
I just checked my email and couldn’t help noticing a higher than usual volume of spam. Some of these are genuinely funny. Well, to me at least… There must be a lot of guys out there with small dicks (or at least a major concern that they have a small dick). Does anyone actually click … Continue reading
The Velvet Rocket 