I overheard the following conversation on Amtrak…

The man was dressed in a tailored charcoal suit with what appeared to be a Charvet tie (very similar to one I own), while the female was a gorgeous blonde dressed in an exquisite black cashmere suit.

Woman: “I love you.”

Man: “No! You’re not going to make me your fucking boyfriend. Our relationship is about nothing but sex. If I ever hear a ridiculous comment like that out of you again, I’ll wipe you completely out of my life. Do you understand me?”

Woman: “Yes. Yes, I’m sorry.”

Jesus Christ!