Lesson # 9 – Never use your front brake on gravel
If you do, you may end up with a shifter that looks like this (it should be forward, not bent back):
A left turn indicator that looks like this (not very useful):
A paint job that looks like this (not so attractive):
And a very sore groin/inner thigh muscle that you tear as you are being flicked off of the motorcycle…
I don’t know if I can say that you aren’t “that” guy anymore.
dubya tee eff eh! What was that?!?!