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Entries from March 2009

Oopsie At The Train Station

March 20, 2009 · 1 Comment

This made me late yesterday, but I felt better after I read the sign.

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100,000+ Served…

March 17, 2009 · 1 Comment

102,301 to be exact (as of this writing). I’m referring to the number of people that have viewed my videos on YouTube.com. As my YouTube efforts have not been in place as long as The Velvet Rocket, I consider that a pretty decent showing.

By far the most popular videos are those that involve guns, while the least popular are those that involve anything scenic or educational. An interesting commentary on our society…

And a special thanks must go out to Brandon and Amanda Boers who have been so instrumental in the production of the most popular videos.

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The Mexico Series… Latest Member of Forbes Magazine’s Exclusive List Of Billionaires

March 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Forbes released its annual billionaires list yesterday and not surprisingly there are a lot fewer of them. One interesting new name did manage to sneak onto the list this year. Joaquin Guzman Loera of Sinaloa, Mexico, is tied for #171 on the list with an estimated fortune of $1 billion.

Guzman’s industry is euphamistically described as “shipping,” but “El Chapo” is Mexico’s most infamous drug lord and has a $5 million bounty on his head. Guzman is the first trafficker to make the list since Pablo Escobar in 1993.

For eight years Joaquín Guzmán Loera reportedly managed his international drug smuggling operation from behind bars while enjoying a lavish prison life with access to booze, women and a home entertainment system. Then in January 2001, facing extradition to the U.S., Guzmán slipped into a laundry cart and escaped.

Since then “El Chapo,” or Shorty, as he is called, has tightened his grip on Mexico’s drug trade as head of the Sinaloa cartel, one of the biggest suppliers of cocaine to the U.S. It is a lucrative business to be in these days. Thirty-five million people in the U.S. use narcotics or abuse prescription drugs, spending more than $64 billion annually. The Drug Enforcement Agency and other industry experts believe Guzmán, 54, has controlled anywhere from a third to half of the wholesale Mexican drug market over the past eight years. In 2008 Mexican and Colombian traffickers laundered between $18 billion and $39 billion in proceeds from wholesale shipments to the U.S., according to the U.S. government. Guzmán and his operation likely grossed 20% of that–enough for him to have pocketed $1 billion over his career and earn a spot on the billionaires list for the first time.

While others with ten-figure fortunes have criminal records, Guzmán is probably the only one for whom the U.S. government is offering a $5 million reward for his capture. “He clearly is a sociopath and willing to engage in high levels of violence, but he is skillful in managing these turbulent waters,” says Bruce Bagley, chairman of international studies at the University of Miami. While traditional drug cartels are built around a family hierarchy, Guzmán’s operates more as a confederation of different groups. He hires gangs that have peeled off from competitors, offering attractive profit sharing. “The Sinaloa cartel is kind of a new animal in a way. He offers them a better deal,” adds Bagley.

Guzmán grew up in the Pacific coast state of Sinaloa in a rural region that has produced big drug traffickers. The farm boy was likely exposed to the trade at a young age. Officials say he honed his drug-running skills working for different gangs, most notably as an airplane logistics expert for Miguel Angel Félix Gallardo, “El Padrino,” or the Godfather, the country’s leading trafficker at the time. Gallardo was arrested in 1989.

By the early 1990s Guzmán had started his own international firm. Business didn’t always run smoothly. In 1993, at the northern border, Mexican authorities seized a 7-ton shipment of cocaine, believed to be his, that was hidden in chili pepper cans. The same year rival gang members, apparently trying to kill Guzmán at the Guadalajara airport, bumped off a Catholic cardinal instead. Also that year he was captured and convicted for homicide and drug trafficking.

A 1995 U.S. indictment alleges he directed a vast network of employees and assets, including warehouses in California, New Jersey and Chicago; a tunnel, running 65 feet deep and 1,416 feet long, between Mexico and Otay Mesa, Calif.; an executive jet rental business; and railcars carrying cooking oil. At least one of his employees was in charge of paying off Mexican prosecutors and police, allegedly dropping $1 million in cash in 1991 for the release of Guzmán’s brother, “El Pollo,” from a Mexico City prison. (El Pollo was murdered in 2004.)

How long can Guzmán, who may be in Guatemala, continue to elude authorities? The Mexican government is trying to crack down on the murderous drug trade that has killed 6,000 people in the past year, including Guzmán’s son, who was gunned down in May. It has dispatched thousands of soldiers to hot zones. In November it arrested the nation’s top antidrug authority for allegedly agreeing to a $450,000-per-month deal to tip off drug traffickers about raids and arrests. That pressure, along with more pressure from rival drug gangs, appears to be making business harder for Guzmán but hasn’t persuaded him to get out of the industry.

“It is striking that even though his organization has suffered setbacks, he seems to have maintained the ability to traffic cocaine,” says Stephen Meiners, Latin America analyst at Stratfor, a global intelligence firm in Austin, Tex.; Stratfor pegs El Chapo’s net worth at $12 billion.

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A stopped cock…

March 6, 2009 · 1 Comment

I know it’s terribly immature, but I found this sign about “stopcocking” posted next to the urinal in the computer lab amusing…

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Categories: Miscellaneous

About Minsk… Scenes of Belarus

March 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This was my first real view of Minsk – a big burst of Soviet-style architecture in the form of a new library. For the record, I love these sort of grandiose and ambitious projects.

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This was the view from my hotel room.  We were told the building closest to us housed some sort of secret military installation.  And there were always guards out front, so perhaps this has some merit.

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Random scenes from Minsk…

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I’ll steal anyone’s good idea and this girl was posing for a picture for her friend, so I decided to use her as well.

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This car represents the old Belarus of the Soviet days -

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And these vehicles seem to represent the Belarus of today.

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This is where Lee Harvey Oswald lived during  his time in Minsk (on the fourth floor) while he flirted with the Soviet Union.  He didn’t spend all his time here though because he worked at a radio station down the street and found the time to obtain a Russian wife in between thinking of ways to keep himself busy back in the United States.  Reportedly, the KGB never trusted him and kept a close eye on Oswald.

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This is right next to Lee Harvey Oswald’s old flat.

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And this is the great view of Gorky Park that Oswald would have enjoyed.  The guy in the foreground is ice fishing.

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More views of Gorky Park and its edges…

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This is the KGB Headquarters in Minsk.

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With me filming them on our camera from The Discovery Channel, Nigel and Andy went up and knocked on the big door you can see in the picture below.  A 7-foot-tall, Nazi Storm Trooper lookalike, burst out of the door and snarled, “Nyet!”  Photo session over.  Unfortunately, I wasn’t expecting the sudden appearance of this KGB officer and so I’m afraid I did not capture this exchange on camera.

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Fortunately, there are lots of other soldiers and military personnel strewn across Belarus for us to take pictures of.  Such as this goose-stepping guard watching over one of the many war monuments in the country.

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In Belarus’s best politically correct behavior, the guards at all of the monuments are equal numbers of men and women.

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If you follow these signs…

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You’ll make it to the Isle of Tears.  This memorial was constructed for the many Belorussian soldiers who died fighting in the campaign in Afghanistan in the 1980s.

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On days when it is not freezing, water is piped to the eyes of the statue below and so it literally does shed tears for the fallen soldiers.

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Now, since 2004, I have maintained that Brazil was home to the most attractive people (on average) that I have seen anywhere.  However, I’m afraid that Brazil has been knocked off of its perch by Belarus.

Seriously, the women (on average) really take care of themselves in Belarus – dressing well, not letting themselves get fat, acting with class – and this is on top of a natural genetic inclination toward attractiveness.  Quite unlike the slothful, fat slags in the West that waddle around in their track suits when they’re not parked in front of the television or vomiting all over the streets of London during their weekly binge-drinking sessions on Friday and Saturday night, squealing and looking for someone to throw a fuck into them.  Ummm, not that I’m thinking of anywhere in particular…

What’s funny about Belarus though is that it is just the women that are attractive.  The men are awful-looking.  So, I can’t tell you how many times we saw a stunning beauty with some fat, bloated pig of a man, chain-smoking and dressed horribly.  I felt like I was observing a great crime or a great tragedy (or both) at such times – even though it was true (on average) every time we saw a couple.

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I said “on average”…  She was really nice though and it made her day that we took her picture.

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The train station in Minsk.

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More random scenes of Minsk…

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I loved this picture – the triumph of capitalism.

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Well, the people may be different and the architecture may be different, but some things are the same everywhere – this hotel clerk that looked so busy behind the counter was actually engrossed in a game of solitaire.  She just laughed when we pointed out the similarities between our countries.

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Khatyn Memorial, Belarus

March 1, 2009 · 3 Comments

On our first full day in Belarus, we hired a driver to take us out to the remote Khatyn Memorial. This “village” is deep in the forest, down the road pictured below.

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However, you will not find this small Belorussian village on even the most detailed geographic map today. It was obliterated by fascists on March 22, 1943. The inhabitants of the village did not know anything about the fact that, earlier in that morning, a fascist motor convoy was attacked by gunfire on a motorway just 6 km away from Khatyn, resulting in the death of a German officer. Hopped up and looking for revenge, the fascists focused their frustration on the nearest population center – Khatyn…

The inhabitants of Khatyn were innocent, however their death sentence had already been pronounced. All of them – young and old, women and children — were driven from their houses into a nearby barn. The elderly and sick were roused from their beds with rifle butts. When all people were finally in the barn, the door was locked and the Nazis covered the structure with straw, splashed benzine over it and set it ablaze. Immediately engulfed in flames, the children inside were crying and suffocating in the smoke. With the adults starting to panic, the doors of the barn could not bear the force and the pressure of the dozens of people and so they crashed open. Horror-stricken people in their burning clothes spilled out, but the fascists with their machine guns dispassionately gunned down those who tried to escape from the flames. 149 people, including 75 children were burned alive. The youngest was only 7 weeks old. The rest of the village was then looted and burned to the ground.

In the village of Khatyn only four children survived. Girls from two different families — Maria Fedorovich and Yulia Klimovich managed to leave the barn and crawl to the nearby woods. Half dead, and completely burned they were found by the inhabitants of the village of Khvorosteny. However, this village was also later burned to the ground and the two girls were killed along with the rest of the villagers.

The two other surviving children were a 7-year-old Viktor Zhelobkovich and a 12-year-old Anton Baranovsky. Both were mistaken for dead after being severely wounded and so escaped the attention of the Nazis.

The only adult witness to the Khatyn massacre, a 56-year-old village blacksmith named Joseph Kaminsky, also wounded and burnt, recovered consciousness late at night when the fascists were gone. He found his injured son among the corpses of the fellow villagers. The boy was fatally wounded in the abdomen and covered in burns. He died in the arms of his father.

And so the only sculpture of the Khatyn memorial complex “The Unconquered Man” was based on this tragic story in the life of Joseph Kaminsky.

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The structure below indicates the site where the barn was burned with the villagers inside.

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In the summer, these plants bloom red – meant to symbolize a trail of blood leading to the Khatyn site.

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These foundations and chimneys were constructed on the site of each of the homes that was burnt down.

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The homes are built with an “open door”, meant to symbolize the open and friendly nature of the people of Belarus.

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This plaque memorializes the inhabitants of this particular home site.

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Khatyn was far from the only village destroyed by the fascist forces, however.  A total of 209 cities and 9,200 villages were destroyed.  618 of these villages had the residents burned alive as punishment for the actions of partisan groups.  The number 186 (pictured below) acknowledges the 185 other villages (aside from Khatyn) that were destroyed and never rebuilt.

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The graveyard pictured below is not for individuals, but for entire villages. In other words, each marker does not represent one person, but an entire village. Each marker contains a glass urn with ashes and soil from the destroyed village named on the marker.

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The Eternal Flame pictured below is surrounded by three birch trees meant to remind us that every fourth Belorussian citizen perished during the “Great Patriotic War”. Yes, 25% of the population was killed. In fact, the population of Belarus did not recover to its pre-war total until 1971.

There are 4 niches on the pedestal, but the birch tress grow only in three of them. The Eternal Flame is there in memory of each fourth person killed.

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More than 260 death camps were built by fascists during World War II. So, there is also “The Memory Wall” with memorial plaques in its alcoves here. On these plaques you can find the names of the concentration camps and the places of mass extermination of people on the territory of Belarus.

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These hollow sections are memorials for the children that were murdered. You can see that people have left stuffed animals and other toys behind as a token of sympathy. Somehow, the fact that they are frozen makes it more poignant.

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We were equipped with a camera from The Discovery Channel and I hope they appreciate the filming we did here because it was not easy. You see, you can’t film with your gloves on because then you can’t feel the sensitive controls on the camera. However, in this kind of cold, once one removes one’s gloves, your hands immediately start burning and hurting. After about 20-30 seconds, depending on the wind gusts, your hands simply go numb and you can’t feel the camera controls anymore. So, then you either have to fumble on or warm your hands up again and start the whole process over again. Not easy conditions for filming.

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