What better way to follow on the success of the California loop trip (stories and pictures will be forthcoming soon) than a week at Burning Man? I couldn’t think of a better way either. Back at my post in a week…
Monthly Archives: August 2008
Miami (or Caught Somewhere In Time)…
Alligator Alley… Heading down to Miami on I-75 South
So, upon the suggestion of Kira (thank you as well for the excellent hotel suggestion, Kira) and many others, I decided to stay in South Beach which really personifies Miami and serves as the cultural center of Miami. Plus, even all of the Miami natives told me that this was where I needed to go. So, to there I went.
The first stop of the day was the Bass Art Museum
When I was there, a large video art project was featured. Of course, I wasn’t supposed to photograph any of this:
Marianne Faithful, Singer and Actress, 2004 (Yes, it is supposed to be upside down)
Field Recording
65″ plasma display panel, single unit stereo speaker and HD media player
Gao Xingjian, Writer, 2005
Music by Peter Cerone
After I checked in at my hotel, I stopped by the condos pictured below for a drink on my way to the beach. Just in time to observe a delightful interaction take place:
A very smooth-looking guy decked out in a Kiton, three-button, gray bespoke number with a lavender Brioni (I think) shirt blown open was also enjoying a drink and entertaining some other guests. A few minutes after I arrived, he was approached by two spikey-haired dudes with barbed wire tattoos. I had noticed these guys outside when I walked in but now they seemed obviously more drunk. I suppose they needed to fill up on liquid courage to pull off the approach they were initiating.
Anyway, the more brazen of the two, said, “Yo, bro, were you hitting on my girl last week?” Of course, Mr. Smooth looked puzzled and a little embarrassed, but smoothly and politely replied “I don’t know, which one is she?” At that, the more brazen spikey-haired guy got a bit enraged and started to make a scene.
One of Mr. Smooth’s guests stood up in combat mode just as spikey-haired douchebag Number 2 started chiming in when Mr. Smooth interrupted him with a simple question… “Why is it my fault if your girlfriend plays you? She played you, not me… I’ve never been played before, but if so, I highly doubt I’d approach you to talk about it.” The question clearly struck the spikey-haired guy off-guard and I could see thoughts of mediocrity inundate and paralyze him. I saw images of overdrafted bank statements, cute-faced but overweight girls, sale items at Hollister and trophy chests with only JV letters ricocheting through his mind and piling together in one big sub-par lump. At that point he had no choice but to walk away, ashamed. While walking away, his friend turned around to say “You’re lucky”. Mr. Smooth smirked and responded with, “Luck has nothing to do with this equation.”
I noticed this one walking down the street. How could I pass up the World Erotic Art Museum?
Boasting the world’s largest public collection of erotic art with thousands of one-of-a-kind, historical (from Biblical and Victorian to Pin-up) and contemporary pieces on view, this was actually an excellent museum – Not at all like a sleazy porn shop.
Of course, no photos were allowed, but I was able to sneak a picture of this Dirty Disney scene. Click on the picture to make it larger because it really is funny.
It’s tough not to fall in love with South Beach with scenes like this constantly playing out.
Art deco architecture in the Art Deco District
Gianni Versace’s Mansion along Ocean Drive where he lived before being gunned down on the steps you see in front
News Cafe – where the late designer read his daily papers. Over a delicious breakfast in a classy setting, I watched the rich glide by – on foot and in Ferraris… By the way, like many places in South Beach, News Cafe is open 24 hours.
Along Ocean Drive
More Art Deco architecture
Miami Beach
This is a view south from South Pointe Park. The park was undergoing renovation, so I had to hop over a fence.
These guys followed my lead and joined me to go swimming in the “No Trespassing” area.
We started climbing up on this railing to jump in
But then the boat after this one was a Coast Guard boat and it started heading toward us, so we got the fuck out of there.
A life guard station on Miami beach
This house was pretty cool – decorated with shells and fish
You don’t see signs like this everywhere
Lincoln Road – pedestrian shopping street
The Holocaust Memorial… Now I’m not normally a very emotional person, but this place was masterfully done and was really heavy.
I had to go and emotionally recover for a few moments by this river after the Holocaust Memorial
Fortunately, these crazy homeless people came by to snap me out of my personal darkness. And, dear readers, you know I love crazy homeless people.
Stop Myriah – Stop the Wind. I thought that summed up my feelings pretty well and served as a fitting end to my Miami trip.
James Dean, $473 and A Long Summer Night
Checking out for a while, kids:
I’m going to explore the Carizzo Plain and then head over to the Salton Sea. I’ll proceed from there up through Death Valley and into the eastern Sierra to check out Bodie, Devil’s Postpile, Obsidian Dome, Mono Lake, etc. I’m going to endeavor to mix in a couple of glider flights as well, but that is more dependent on weather than my wilingness. So, we’ll see. Back at my post in a week or two…
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Quote of the Day (QOTD)
“You don’t really deserve to be loved unless you have the balls to be hated.”
- Stephane Hemon
Justin agrees.
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Overcoming Dry Creek – Part 1 (or Turns Out… You Don’t Know Everything)
There’s a watershed that runs through Oregon House (where I grew up) known as the Dry Creek complex. It flows through Thousand Trails, Collins Lake, blah, blah, blah…
When I was in college, a family friend mentioned an “easy” route one could take by floating on an inner tube late in the season (when water levels are lower) from New York House Road in Brownsville down to Oregon House. Of course, I decided to go for it.
Although it was relatively early in the year and I was not in possession of an inner tube, I considered these to be trifling matters and decided I would simply walk down Dry Creek instead of floating down. I packed some food and water into a backpack and wore shorts, a simple t-shirt and canvas shoes without socks. I did not bother wearing any socks as I thought there was no point since they were going to become soaking wet anyway.
I was dropped off at the bridge along New York House road and my plan was to walk down Dry Creek until it ran under Frenchtown Road again near the historic town of Frenchtown and what is known locally as the “Taco Bell House”.
I plunged into the water and started downstream. The water felt great, the scenery was gorgeous and I felt confident. However, almost immediately I started having trouble. The back of the canvas shoes started chafing at my ankles and without socks, there was nothing to protect me from this. Within 100 yards, my ankles were starting to bleed. Unfortunately, I was committed at this point and had no choice but to forge on.
Before long, with blood streaming into the water and my ankles on fire, I decided to stow the shoes in my backpack and walk in bare feet. However, this was not exactly an improvement. You see, this creek does not have a sandy bottom. Extensive mining in the past has left Dry Creek with a bottom consisting of jumbles of rocks. So, it wasn’t long before my bare feet were sliced and battered and bleeding as copiously as my ankles had been.
So, I was forced to alternate between wearing the canvas shoes or going in bare feet depending on which part of my body I felt like abusing. Progress was painfully slow and the swift currents were not helping as I was unable to make out the bottom of the creek and, therefore, unable to see where best to step. As a consequence, I fell frequently and in the rushing waters it took quite an effort to regain my balance and equilibrium.
I came to a narrow canyon and as the water was rocketing through I was forced to climb along the edge of the canyon. The rocks were slick from the spray of the water and I slipped and fell into the torrent below. Immediately, I was dashed against some large boulders, knocking the wind out of me before pulling me back into the water. I hauled myself out, but at the end of the canyon I went down again as I was trying to traverse a waterfall.
I was swept over the waterfall and then found myself trapped in the undercurrent generated by the waterfall hammering into the pool below. I was drowning. Choking on water, I managed to scratch my way along the bottom until I was away from the forces pushing me down. Fighting to the surface, I was able to get in a gasp of air before the rapids picked me up again and threw me downstream. I found myself underwater again and this time I was pulled along a riverbank lined with blackberry bushes. My shirt was ripped apart and my back was scoured by the thorns.
I crawled out again, but the way forward was covered with nearly impenetrable blackberry thickets. It took me hours to complete the final mile of Dry Creek, being torn apart by the blackberry thorns before I finally staggered out of Dry Creek and onto the flat asphalt of Frenchtown Road. At some point I realized that I had consumed no food or water since I’d started. Recognizing that my body was going into shock, I forced myself to drink some water which I immediately vomited back up.
Numb, exhausted and in shock, I stumbled home – literally crawling up the front steps to avoid any additional pressure on my feet or ankles and collapsed into an almost catatonic state on the floor of the house.
Later I realized the phone was ringing and summoned the energy to answer it. It was my girlfriend at the time. No “hello” or “how are you” greeted me. It was all business. She was calling to tell me that she had cheated on me earlier and was feeling guilty about it.
I was left with a Pyrrhic victory that day. I had completed the route, but the river gods and the vagaries of life had kicked my ass (I still have the scars). Worse, due to my circumstances, I had had to pass by several areas that seemed more than worthy of exploration. Ever since, I had wanted to return and put in a better showing on Dry Creek and to explore the unexplored areas.
Ten years later and Brandon, Amanda and I were up in Oregon House for a visit. I mentioned my feelings about the Dry Creek route and soon Amanda was dropping Brandon and me off at the New York House bridge to start down Dry Creek.
This frog was in the shoes I was going to wear. Having an amphibian in my shoe – an auspicious start?
This is the bridge along New York House Road where the Dry Creek route starts
Brandon making final gear adjustments before we set out
The view at the start of the route. The water is much lower this time.
Continuing downstream
As mentioned previously, the area is filled with mining history. This pile of rocks was hauled out of the stream by miners.
Despite lower water levels, falling was still a frequent occurrence on the slippery rocks
One sign of a healthy water system – ample crayfish
At times, we were forced out of the water due to some natural obstacle and I would bring the machete into play to move forward with relative ease
Brandon is examining some of the plentiful mining history that can be found in Dry Creek
In Part 2 – Exploring the unexplored, meeting people, Brandon’s assessment of the Dry Creek route…
Girl # 19
Dear Justin:
Since I have been on vacation, I have had plenty of time to think about my life. I have already informed you of some of my revelations. I still do not know why I bother you with my life’s questions; I guess I feel like you give me honest wholesome advice. I spoke with my parents yesterday in regards to my teaching endeavor in Europe. They support me in whatever I do; they just worry due to the distance factor. I also really need to plan if I decide to take this trip. I have my car payment and credit cards that I would need to save up for. Hopefully I will be able to.
Aside from that, I really want to apologize for the last time you were here. I don’t mean to lead you on or give you mixed signals. I have always had a problem with relationships. Even though I want one, I am not sure how to go about it per se. I think I am interested in someone and then when they like me back, I run away. I seem to go for those that are losers and unworthy of my friendship. It is easy for me. For example, you are more educated than me, and your lifestyle is so exciting and surreal. I think I am a little intimidated. You are a great guy with so much to offer, I am the one normally with so much to offer. It has always been me to take care of and nurture my companion, and it seems like you have more to offer than I do. It sounds weird, I know. That is a good thing though, I know you would treat me like a princess. I don’t even know what you think of me though. I know that I am ready for bigger and better things. I see things on such a local level and I need to grow. I know that I would love traveling and branching out. I really want to start experiencing life and I know that you would be of great help to me. If it wouldn’t be too much of a burden! Well, I guess I will talk to you soon.
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