For some people, time really doesn’t matter. For the rest of us, 3 a.m. (on a work night) is not exactly the ideal time to pour your heart out to a girl and embarrass yourself by acting like a douche nozzle. Here’s the tale… The girl in our story broke things off with a chef … Continue reading
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It’s Official! The J.O.D.D. is now the E.D.D.
The last holdout, Nicki Tyler, has become the latest casualty. All former J.O.D.D. affiliates are now unemployed. Here’s Nicki’s story… Nicki works… Umm, excuse me, worked at the Sheraton Grand in downtown Sacramento in the accounting department. One of the responsibilities of her position was to mail out the union fees collected from all employees … Continue reading
Nicole Tyler Gets Logged
The following story, dear reader, comes to us courtesy of my lovely roommate, Nicki Tyler. I’m doing a couple of roommate stories to help introduce the cast of characters involved… This is Nicki: Fort Collins, CO – Christmas Break circa 1993 Behind where Nicki grew up in Fort Collins ran a dirt road that connected … Continue reading
Introducing Elle Daly and Grand Theft Auto
Who says getting your car stolen is a bad thing? Once again, the conventional wisdom is wrong. I have a new roommate (So, yeah, I’m living with four girls now) and her story serves to illustrate my point well. This is the girl I’m referring to – Elle Daly… About a month ago, Elle had … Continue reading
The Velvet Rocket 