I held doors open for women on two separate occasions today and in both instances the women sauntered past and completely ignored me as if I were the doorman. Girls, if a guy holds a door for you, he isn’t doing it because it is a hobby of his or for his health. He is … Continue reading
Category Archives: Personal
Homeless Wisdom
My roommate purchased a solid birthday present for me – actually presents plural – and so I am assuming she has done the same for Christmas. As such, I felt compelled to step up and return the favor. So, while searching for an item on her Christmas wish list, I was forced into the mall, … Continue reading
Life of… Justin?
I imagine many of my dear readers have seen or at least heard of the MTV reality show “Life of Ryan” following the life of skater Ryan Sheckler. I stumbled across an episode yesterday and after watching the duration of the episode, could not help but be struck by how boring Ryan’s life is. During … Continue reading
J.S.O. Syndrome
I have a problem with relationships. That problem is jealous boyfriends, husbands, etc. I am appalled by the number of friendships I have had with girls that have gone cold because the girls allow a male significant other to dictate to them (through guilt trips, whining, picking fights, etc.) the terms of their friendships with … Continue reading
Girl # 52
Thank God there’s always Girl #52… Continue reading
Mustache. Awesome? Yes. Popular? No.
Written: November 2007 Occurred: July 2004 I don’t know about the rest of you, but facial hair gets uncomfortable to me after a while and so I feel compelled to periodically shave it all off and start over again. During one of these shaving moments, I decided to leave myself with a mustache (looking very … Continue reading
Motorcycling Basics – Lessons # 13 and 14
Lesson # 13 – It is probably not a good idea to ride your motorcycle while hung over from the night before Lesson # 14 – It is usually a good idea to keep track of which gear you are in On a recent Saturday morning, following a very heavy drinking night on Friday, I … Continue reading
The Velvet Rocket 