Location: Downtown Sacramento – 16th to 160 Time: Approximately 2100 hours Mission: Beat my roommate back to the apartment Despite the fact that I was in Sacramento and driving through Sacramento, I was feeling pretty good. I had been hanging out with hot chicks all day, no commitments or responsibilities were looming for weeks, the … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Justin Ames
Life of… Justin?
I imagine many of my dear readers have seen or at least heard of the MTV reality show “Life of Ryan” following the life of skater Ryan Sheckler. I stumbled across an episode yesterday and after watching the duration of the episode, could not help but be struck by how boring Ryan’s life is. During … Continue reading
Paying My Dues
Diagnostic Testing: $2200 Durable Medical Equipment: $770 Medications: $900 Hospital Stay: $3800 Destroying your face, dislocating your shoulder and bruising your ribs while saving the life of your dumbass friend that chose the wrong route to climb up a rock face: Priceless Continue reading
J.S.O. Syndrome
I have a problem with relationships. That problem is jealous boyfriends, husbands, etc. I am appalled by the number of friendships I have had with girls that have gone cold because the girls allow a male significant other to dictate to them (through guilt trips, whining, picking fights, etc.) the terms of their friendships with … Continue reading
My random musings for the day…
In the investment markets, a man gets what he deserves. But in politics, he gets what his idiot neighbor deserves. And one thing you can count on is that the guy next door will vote for a man who at least appears to be as dull and stupid as he is. The reason for that … Continue reading
Mustache. Awesome? Yes. Popular? No.
Written: November 2007 Occurred: July 2004 I don’t know about the rest of you, but facial hair gets uncomfortable to me after a while and so I feel compelled to periodically shave it all off and start over again. During one of these shaving moments, I decided to leave myself with a mustache (looking very … Continue reading
The Northwest Run – Abbreviated Report
Mountain View, CA to Wenatchee, WA 1st gas stop in Redding, CA. The following were available in the bathroom (So, in case you weren’t pumped up enough about your trip aready, you can get a “glo boy extender” or a “love kit” for 75 cents)… Roads like this made it relatively easy for me to … Continue reading
The Velvet Rocket 